Seeking awesome fantasy team names
March 10th, 2010 --- Written by ep
We’re working on a cool new project and we need help from the Ninja Army.
In the comments, please post the favorite fantasy team name you’ve ever used and the favorite one you’ve ever seen used by an opponent.
If you remember, please specify if the name was used in a fantasy baseball or a fantasy football league.
Fantasy Football:
My Favorite one I used was Elysburg Eels
My Favorite one an oppenent used was Breaston Largements
@Sockonfl: Thanks for the nominations.
I’m only going to provide my name because my favorites are all in the leagues I play in and hopefully a lot of those folks post here.
The favorite one I used was Rabid Lemurs.
I’ve used it in both sports, but it originated in Fantasy Baseball.
Romo Sexuals…fantasy football… nuff said
ItburnswhenIPeavy… hilarious
Favorite fantasy football team name I’ve seen:
Amish Rake Fighters
Favorite fantasy baseball team name I’ve seen:
Honey Nut Ichiros
My favorite team name:
I usually used Paige’s PicklePackers after my daughter and because it just has a ring to it when you say it out loud, but I’m nominating my other fantasy alter ego name: the Schizophrenic Smurfs
I liked the one I saw last year, Roid Rage
Ego Bruisers because no one likes to lose to a girl (wife’s team name)
This one is tough for me as I usually go the uncreative route and pick some combinaton of player names from the teams I root for … i.e. Carter Mosebys, Cito Alomars, Duper de Henne and Csonka Warfields.
The one I’d throw out there is Canseco’s Pool Party for a baseball team I had a few years back when Canseco’s book came out detaling his steroid evenings with Clemens and his wife by the pool.
A new one I’d thought of earlier today – Big Ben’s Wing Men – whatta think? Feel free to use it, especially in leagues with diehard Steelers fans!
The best one I ever saw was a football team in a Sporting News League I was in four or five years ago … Oops, My Dick Jauron Out My Pants
Sandyhook Spidermonkeys was a team a friend named before Talladega Nights and the dinner scene.
Everyone, thanks for the submissions.
Hey!!! That’s my Dick Jauron
Ebby Calvins
Putz A Rod in your Pujols
I had a couple of teams last year I named Utley’s Hip
This is by far the best team name I have ever seen.
Justin Porneau
These are the names I use:
Football: GridIron Gods
Baseball: Sultans of Swat
two favorite team names I have used:
1. Grateful Fred
2. Sultans of Swing
Hamel’s Toe
These are all fantastic. Some that I’ve gotten from e-mail:
In Sod We Trust
Roidger’s Ragers
Ron Mexico’s Herpes
Ease it in, don’t Forsett!
Romo Witten His Pants
Stinky Pujols
[...] (Injured closer: Bobby Jenks) — Bobby Jenks’ inflamed calf — which would make a fantastic team name, by the way — was worrisome in mid-March, but he’s been effective in a couple games [...]
Chad lost his Johnson
One from a league I played in last year:
The Ellsbury Doughboys
Here are some creative ones (some stolen from the web) in the league I’m in…
Erin Andrus
Big League Choo
Marchocolatekakis
Stephen Wietersburg
Granderson Theft Auto
Coyote Utley
and a few from basketball I enjoyed…
Durant Jemima
Maggette and Meatballs
Veal Scalabrine
good thread!
Jose Lopez Dispenser
A few forwarded to me in an e-mail:
2 mannings 1 cup
favre dollar foot long
breston largements
my poop is ronnie and brown
cool with a sunny brees
men who stare at moats
she gave me crabtrees
hard knox
romosexuals
Somewhere over dwayne bowe
Here’s one from 1963, the first ever year of fantasy football.
Johnny unite us!
Bad moon Rison
Football Team Names:
Kibbles and Vicks
TDs N’ Beer
Touchdownmypants
WD Forte
Neverland Sleepovers
Football League Name:
Deadliest Snatch
Baseball Team Name:
Wok Off Homer
Some of my Football teams :
Cuba City Crawdads, Montello Molesters, Laramie Lobsters, Maui Mongols
Played against:
Singapore Caners, Panama City Poison Dart Frogs, Halifax Headhunters, Darlington Deviants
I usually use this: http://www.generatorland.com/fantasy-team-names
@MikeR: So you have no names to contribute? You just want to get clicks to your site? Shameful.
@ep: Sorry, I forgot to include my team name “Veal Cutler.” Thought the generator might be helpful though.
The name I always use, to pay tribute to nintendo football, is, the “Tecmobowlers.”
Best one hands down because I came up w/it and have never seen it anywhere else
Suck on A. Peter-son
two favorites ive seen are:
Flacco Seagulls and Henne Given Sunday.
I like to use the much more intimidating Van Buren Boys, but dont worry, we dont mess with our own kind.
Mike Ditka in yer Butkis
and another good one: Taste Dwayne Bowe
I’ve used verious versions of “Hater Creators” for years. Hata MF’ing Kreataz is one current version. Friends call us Hata or the Hataz…
Stiff Arming Shiva
Forte Knox
Bagels and Knox
Harvin a Headache
My friend used “Show me your TD’s” for his football league this year!
Albino Yetis
Scrotum Trauma
Liquid Stool
A couple that I thought were funny from one of my leagues are:
PTown Packers (have to be from MA to understand, I guess)
Seymour Butts
Best team name ever created: Love my eXs and hOs
Also
Living in a van down by Phillip rivers!!!
Another good one is:
stTDs. Sexually transmitted touchdowns!!
Do us all a Favre and Retire Already
Mine teams are
Bug Ben’s Bad Decisions
And my favorite,
Dexter McClusterfuck
I prefer Ectoplasmic Residue. I’ll change my team picture every week to some hilarious ghostbusters reference. It works on so many levels.
fantasy football team name is THE FLATULENT MONKS
Always dog themed, this year my football team are “The Dogs Dangly Bits”.
The Fight’in Whities
Loved reading these!
For my college fantasy football team I named my team:
Middle Finger U
One of my favorite team names from our league (ww.estandoutleague.com) was the:
Dlugiewicz Fighting Pollacks
Over the last 20 years of Fantasy Football, the best names in our league have been the Sunday Funnies, Sunday Bloody Sunday and Peter’s Purple Helmets (a Vikings fan)
Our league got quite creative this year, but my favourite was:
My Vick in a Box.
Nuff Said
Can’t claim it was my idea, my team names always suck.
. swagthedog
. purpleporpoiseheads
. boo-pac Tiggy
. lords of Flacid
. chungKings
. WithMikeHawk
HidUrBeagleVicksnEagle
Boxslayer
BenTouchedMeToo
Ben’s Dating Service
One of the best team names I’ve thought of was.
CPU-TickleMyTightEnd
Oh… Thank you for your article. I never seen better blog.
my team name hitthemhooters
hitthemhooters
Fantasy Baseball…”Pontius Pirates”
Bangers N’ Mash – baseball champions
PujolsMorrow’sMyYard
PujolsCutler’sMyYard
Chicks Dig the Long Burrell
If you don’t understand why this works on so many levels, you need to google Pat Burrell. . .
The Titsburg Feelers
I have always used Lizard Kings, and my buddy uses Dog Pecker Gnats
I have used the same name in numerous leagues
Ron Jeremy’s AllStars
The Dirk Digglers!! baby. I use it every year.
The Dirk Digglers is my name for my Fantasy Football Leagues :)
Another one I’ve used is Shrockalotapus too funny!!!
Urine Trouble
Best Fantasy Football: Off in the Corner: (If you can defeat my team, you can proudly say, “I Beat off in the Corner!”)
Hare E. Balsagna
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
Fantasy football team name the last two years, and was champs in 2011. The team name was:
“Cromartie’s Kidz” referencing Antonio Cromartie of the Jets with his 9 kids with 8 women also the Movie Kids which is a classic.
My championship winning team names last year were; WhiteKnuckle Fever (The League reference) and Shanahananigens
Although I love The League, Shanahanigens might be one of the greatest team names ever. You should probably Trademark that. … And you’ll have to excuse me for overusing it in every Redskins article I write this year.
Green Bowl Packers