Fantasy assassins
In the YellowPages, you let your fingers do the walking.
When it comes to fantasy football, you can let your chinstrapninjas do the surfing.
As the rest of the collective football world slowly wakes up from its Super Bowl stupor and thinks it is safe to turn its attention to college hoops and fantasy baseball, this becomes [...]
Watch out for Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears next year. That’s what I’ve been telling myself for weeks.
The Bears turnaround seemed to need it’s own post, similar to the Pete Carroll-Seahawks discussion.
However, once I set out on my quest for evidence to back up this argument I heard the disheartening sound of deflation.
With that Monday night extravaganza – what a game, huh? – complete, Week 2 is officially in the books.
Not all of the stats are completely finalized at the time of this writing, but it’s definitely close enough for us to analyze.
You’re a fantasy owner with a lot on your plate. Time is growing short. Lineups need to be finalized. Last-minute waiver pickups need to be made.
So, out of respect for your time (and because I don’t feel all that well at the moment), I’ll cut straight to the chase this week.
The following are my Week [...]
Anyone who has written weekly fantasy football forecast columns could tell you that making accurate predictions is as easy as throwing darts in the dark while blindfolded, singing the “YMCA” song (complete with hand motions) and riding a mechanical bull.
So, I was pleased with the results of my first week’s “Ninja Sense,” where I hit [...]
I found it in a pile of receipts and paid bills that was leaning ever so slightly against my computer tower in our home office.
It was a coupon for toilet paper. A whole dollar off a pack of Scott bathroom tissue.
I was instantly elated. We didn’t need toilet paper, but I had found a bargain. [...]
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