February 3rd, 2010 by jzak
Derek Jeter is the Hallmark greeting card of fantasy shortstops.
And that isn’t a good thing.
You see, Hallmark is the crème de la crème of greeting cards, according to some. From birthdays to bah mitzvahs, if you want to show that you truly care, only a Hallmark will do … or so the commercials insinuate.
And, of [...]
September 12th, 2009 by jzak
Let me go on record as saying that I totally HATE pregame shows.
Did you see the Black-Eyed Peas’ poor excuse for lip syncing? Did you see the cheesy countdown clock? It was hard to tell if I was waiting for a football game, or getting ready to watch the ball drop on New Years’ Eve.
I [...]
July 2nd, 2009 by ep
The Chinstrap Ninjas are American, but we have no biases. We know foreign countries aren’t as good at beer league softball as us, but they occasionally pop out a player who makes a somewhat minimal difference in fantasy baseball circles.
Aroldis Chapman is expected to be next. According to a report from ESPN the Magazine, Chapman [...]
June 24th, 2009 by ep
Shhhhhh! Scott Rolen thinks it’s 2004 again, nobody tell him otherwise.
The veteran Blue Jays 3B hit a pair of homers, scored six runs, drove in five and even stole a base this week. He hit .393, too, and over his 12-game hitting streak Rolen’s hit .462.
The last time Scott Rolen was a fantasy factor for [...]
June 13th, 2009 by BC
By Brett R. Crossley
Chinstrap Ninjas
In the world of fantasy sports, up can often times mean down and left can sometimes really mean right.
It’s in this upside-down existence that we often find ourselves following teams whose regular season life expired after the first couple weeks of the season. It’s in these loveable losers, or just [...]
June 4th, 2009 by ep
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Remember back when Mark Reynolds was steamrolling the homers and RBIs? I do. It was right around May 21, the day I picked him up and dropped Adrian Beltre.
I felt no remorse cutting him at the time. He was putrid. He didn’t deserve to be on anybody’s team. Now, Beltre’s the 3B du [...]