February 10th, 2010 by jzak
In the YellowPages, you let your fingers do the walking.
When it comes to fantasy football, you can let your chinstrapninjas do the surfing.
As the rest of the collective football world slowly wakes up from its Super Bowl stupor and thinks it is safe to turn its attention to college hoops and fantasy baseball, this becomes [...]
October 30th, 2009 by jzak
I was about to walk out the front door of The Daily Item office building the other day when I noticed the Incredible Hulk’s little brother perched on the step.
Everything about the guy was huge: Huge biceps, huge tattoos on his biceps, huge bulging wall-like structure where his neck should have been. He wore a [...]
September 18th, 2009 by sockonfl
The Sock Exchange – 2009 Week Two
Injury Updates: The four major injuries coming into week two appear to be:
Donovan McNabb – Unlikely to play with rib injury
LaDainian Tomlinson – Gametime decision with ankle injury
Matt Cassel – Probable to come back this week.
Pierre Thomas – Knee in heavy brace but possibly on track to play
On to [...]
September 18th, 2009 by jzak
Anyone who has written weekly fantasy football forecast columns could tell you that making accurate predictions is as easy as throwing darts in the dark while blindfolded, singing the “YMCA” song (complete with hand motions) and riding a mechanical bull.
So, I was pleased with the results of my first week’s “Ninja Sense,” where I hit [...]
September 12th, 2009 by jzak
Let me go on record as saying that I totally HATE pregame shows.
Did you see the Black-Eyed Peas’ poor excuse for lip syncing? Did you see the cheesy countdown clock? It was hard to tell if I was waiting for a football game, or getting ready to watch the ball drop on New Years’ Eve.
I [...]
September 12th, 2009 by jzak
For a majority of Thursday night’s season opener between the Steelers and Titans, the game didn’t resemble much of a football contest, but more sumo wrestling match. The teams smacked each other around until both sides were weary. I know I was weary just watching the game.
However, in the middle of this low scoring slugfest, [...]